The workers joined in with, "Praise the Lord," "Amen," and "Glory!" I got so into the service that I preached and preached and preached, from Genesis to The Revelation. I was young and enthusiastic and poured out my heart and soul as I preached. The workers, still eating their lunch, gathered around the opening. I told the workers I would not keep them long, but that this was the proper thing to do. As I looked into the open grave, I saw the vault lid already in place. I apologized to the workers for being late. The back hoe was there and the crew was eating their lunch. I finally found the cemetery about an hour late. Being a typical man, of course, I did not ask for directions. I was not familiar with the area and became lost. This was a new cemetery and this man was the first to be laid to rest there. The funeral was to be at a cemetery way out in the country. When I was a young minister, a funeral director asked me to hold a grave side service for a homeless man with no family or friends. He came out again and said, "They'll be ready on Wednesday." ![]() ![]() They handed the stub to the repair man who took it and looked in the back. They thought it would be funny to go to the shop and see if the shoes were still there. While cleaning the attic, Joan and Harry found an old stub for some shoes they left at the repair shop 10 years ago. The Difference Between Men and Womanīetter Than Selling Refrigerators to Eskimos We've categorized our free, funny, good, clean jokes for you right here in the Internet. Funny Clean Jokes and Downright Good Humor
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